Dreidel Attraction

Hanukkah begins at sundown tomorrow. As I’ve been out and about this holiday season, I’ve been pleased to see that the amount of cheap, impulse-buy Hanukkah tchotchkes has been on the rise—still nowhere near Christmas swag, but a noticeable uptick nonetheless. So the other day, I picked up one of these:


It’s hollow plastic; inside is a battery, a sound chip, a couple of LEDs, and a spring-loaded switch. When you spin it, the centrifugal force closes the switch, and the thing lights up and plays a tinny electronic version of “The Dreidel Song.” Clever.

The sound chip itself is somewhat primitive, though—by comparison, for my birthday last year, my inlaws got me a card (at right) that, when you open it, plays an excerpt from an actual orchestral recording of “Ride of the Valkyries.” Pretty cool.

Now, like most people, I’m ambivalent about Wagner—I mean, nice music and all, but oy vey, Richard, always with the anti-Semitism—and I’m not above giving the man a bit of a karmic wedgie when the opportunity presents itself.

So—hack apart the dreidel:


Recycle the chip from the birthday card:


Solder the new chip into the dreidel circuit:


And put the whole thing back together:


Here it is in action:



I love the smell of suganiyot in the morning!

7 comments

  1. Hello Matthew,

    I’ve been enjoying your blog daily since I dicovered it a few weeks ago. If you don’t mind a little sincere gushing, I would say it is insightful, intellegent, well written, refreshingly a little off-the-wall and often extremely funny. But today’s post is hands down the funniest thing I’ve seen in months. There is some justice in the world after all. Hats’ off!
    -steven

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